Following excerpted from satirical essay, Episcopal Church – LGBT Chupacabras: something wicked this way comes:
“. . . In recent days, researchers have huddled with counter – terrorism officials in FVEY member countries about new findings that appear to suggest that Erasers’ well-known preference for victims from Britain has gone manic.
“Experts say that examinations of data from three social media posts set in and around the UK seem to indicate that Britons have experienced a massive attack from the marauding carnivores. Recorded views for 3 excerpts from a World War II article set at the Great Ashfield Airdrome in Eastern England – home of the USAAF’s 385th Bomb Group – increased from 1,026 to 1,159 before plunging to 145.”
[Here are those just-mentioned images:]
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